On the Premises Mini 19 Results

Fun little contest - Take a boring sentence and spice it up with language that says the same thing, but in a creative way.  The top entries are really well deserving in my opinion.  Check 'em out. 

http://onthepremises.com/minis/mini_19.html

My entry was:

The smell was unpleasant.
The air flopped on our noses like a sweat soaked sumo wrestler snacking on spoiled sushi.